Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock

Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me

by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021

Carrot top

A little ginger who lies about there age and they look like a leprechaun but they flash people

Oh look there’s the short annoying carrot top

by Tablecow7777777 May 25, 2021

Unorthodox top

Switcheroo Bottom: A person who outwardly presents themselves as a top but secretly enjoys being a bratty bottom in the bedroom. Despite everyone knowing their true inclination, they adamantly refuse to acknowledge their bottom status

I'm not a bottom, I'm unorthodox top!

by I like cream cheese May 3, 2024

Top

A girl sucking a man’s dick

If you wanna know more go to Spotify and search up took her to the O

Yo that bitch gave me some top last night, it was good

by Sigma gayer 69 May 27, 2023

Top

Someone who tops on bed while doing the no-no

Girls can also top

Dane: i heard Kayle is a top
Mark: wait,,,, isn't she a girl?
Dane: it is what it is
Mark: understandable. Have a nice day

by SquoshySnow August 24, 2021

Top

Ball is a very common Turkish swear word with different variants such as Topoş/Totoş/Nonoş/Nonni/Nünnü and actually means "Ball" in Turkish. Its origin or where it came from is unknown, and its meaning is simply "Faggot" in a softened way.

"Şu adamın saçına baksana kesin bu Top her gece götünü siktiriyordur."

by Sandevistan January 14, 2023

Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.

Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?

by balake October 13, 2020