by Ac00ldude December 29, 2023

Person 1: HOW DO I RUN
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.
by someone who fondles farts. August 2, 2024

When you abandon your children because of your failing marriage and you get mad at your husband and so you pack up your bags and leave
by thaliathebi December 30, 2023

A Golden Run is when you piss on a girl during sex and then run the fuck away. Can also add a punch to the back of the head if fucking doggie - like a “giddy up” in a horse race.
We were all flabbergasted that his parents enjoyed a golden run during every 5th race at Monmouth Park. Old crazy fucks.
by AlxNvrmnd July 13, 2023

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?
BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake
BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

If someone places a paper towel between there ass cheeks to absorb sweat will eventually need a replacement because of intense use or it slipped out.
by David letr October 9, 2018

by Eldris November 13, 2023
