getting reared

Being fucked in the ass. usually in the homosexual sense.

Jesus Christ man. Johns getting reared by his roommate so often I think he needs a maxi pad for his bleeding asshole.

by Fuck shit eat my ass September 29, 2017

Political Retardery

The act of offering criticisms against another due to your political party with no critical thinking in play. Being an automaton who parrots whatever the political party is currently pushing.

He said Dems should be ashamed of Harvey Weinstein and lambasted them for shaming Trump's infamous 'grab her by the p***y' comments. One is the leader of the free world and the other a movie executive in a business that created 'the casting couch' cliche. The party told him to invoke Weinstein as if he somehow speaks for anyone. It is pure political retardery. Think for yourself people!

by Billy Broom October 25, 2017

sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.

Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.

by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018

borderline retard

someone who is a little above or a little below the “retarded” line.

little above: considered normal and functional, but very slow or stupid. almost acting or saything retarded things, possibly a barhead or drug addict

little below: acting or looking normal in most ways, but is legitimately special needs in some way, high functional autistic, learning disorder, etc.

person 1: bro did you study for the final
little above retard: oh shit there was a final????? i thought it was just a test

person 1: bro.... you're like borderline retarded

person 1: hi jim! where’s your associate?
little below: she said i didn’t need her today!!!

by no snitchin May 5, 2018

Fucking retard

The name you were called at least once if you ever had a sibling.

Me: Hey, Paul what's up?
My brother: Nothing you fucking retard.
Me: k

by peterthemeatbeater April 16, 2018

Prerelease retard

One who releases prematurely

The prerelease retard, missed their shot due to early release.

by raejd June 19, 2018

Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018