Logan Paul

The Definition Of Cancer

Friend 1: Hey, is your mother sick?
Friend 2: yeah, my mother have logan paul

by Ah elah April 8, 2018

Paul

Usually sourcing from Bradford Doesn't trust many people unless you’re from Bradford, Car salesman by day taxi driver by night and also fucking hard as nails, eats nuts and bolts for brekky and washes it down with a can of WD40. Can be seen driving a Beaten up Vauxhall vectra or a Volvo v40 estate, you know the kind with a taped on bumper and 100k+ miles on the clock.

Me: Paul it’s you’re day off today?
Paul: You can’t make money sitting at home

Me: That’s Paul for ya

by MrBradford123 November 24, 2021

Jake paul

hes a fucking prick who cant get a girl cuz hes too busy hating on fans and saying they are pussys and hoes

jake paul is a pussy who gets rejected by hoes

by cobi smith June 3, 2018

Jake Paul

A cancer filled cunt who is loved by brain dead retards

Person1: jake Paul is a cunt

Person2: I agree

by ImNotANonce August 29, 2020

Paul

Paul is a man with a huge PP , indeed he is one of the sexiest person on earth . People recognize him by his gineormous and oversized brain , muscles and PP

If you know someone name Paul we sugere you to quickly make him a child .

I wish you were a Paul .
Yesterday I slept with a Paul.
I wish I had a Paul penis .

by PaulDaMen November 21, 2021

Dylan Paul Johnston

He's that guy who leaves you speachless every second of the day. He's someone you would be crazy to let go. He cares about his girl with all his heart and treats her like she's the rarest flower in the universe. He protects her and treasures her with all hs heart. He is truely that guy who will make you laugh till you pee your pants, squeal with happiness cause he is the one who knows all your "tickle spots" ;) and make it seem like you are the only ones on Earth. If you are sad then he's sad and will hold u close till all your worries are gone. If you are happy then he's happy. He goes out of his way to make you smile 24/7. He's the guy who wants to talk to you all the time and knows that he can come to you about anything and everything. He's always there to talk to and make you feel better no matter what is wrong. He's that guy who you have everything in common with and you practically read each other's minds. He's never angry with you and he never argues with you because there never is anything to argue about. He's funny, sexy, smart, supportive, makes you feel like your beautiful, caring, amazing, a talented muscian, and perfect in every way. He loves all the good things about you plus all the things that either go unnoticed or unwanted. He supports you through everything and would do anything to make your dreams come true. He's that guy that you love so much you can't even describe it or how happy he makes you feel. He is that someone who is your everything.

Dylan Paul Johnston is my sun, moon, stars, Earth, air... well... you might as well just say he is my universe.

by DPJ+KEK<3 April 10, 2012

Jake Paul

An obnoxious young male. He's messed up in the head. He manipulates little kids. He will do anything for clout and views.

Erika Costell: Did you hear Jake Paul is getting married with Tana mongou? And he is making people pay 50$ to watch the ceremony!
Alissa Violet: I bet they are gonna get divorced since it's just for clout and views

by VroseV July 28, 2019