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David Syndrome

A mild form of hyperthyroidism (likely caused by down-regulation of T3 receptors in the brain and hence, high thyroxine tolerance and subsequent increased TRH and TSH) that doesn't harm metabolism or cause damage to peripheral organ systems, but however causes the the affected individual to display high cold tolerance, twitching, irritability, slight mental challenge, hyperactive disorder and other effects which have not yet been fully researched.

(Not fully proven, but research is currently being conducted to confirm the impact of David Syndrome on mental development. It is believed that it causes damage to the central nervous system, particularly the basal ganglia, thus leading to do symptoms resembling Tourette's with an early onset in life and a late onset of Alzheimer's, dementia and Parkinson's)
Bystander: Why is that weird twitching guy being such a dick?
Doctor: Please forgive him, he's just suffering from David syndrome.
by gay, pantyman, May 17, 2016
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David Sosa

A Peruvian man who has an addiction to the Wii U, more specifically Nintendo TVii. Also known as the "code deleter".
David Sosa try not to say vino challenge: failed
by funnyinternetuser927 May 29, 2023
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Pull a David

When someone accosts a neighbour for cooking purposes at unreasonable hours
Old mate across the road had to pull a David and tried to get potatoes off me at 3am.
by Golp June 12, 2018
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David

David is a tall funny kid with brown eyes, he’s a cute brown down that looks like a edgar when he gets a haircut but he’s a amazing best friends i’m thankful i have a david in my life.
by Brace._.facequeen December 27, 2022
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David Bawi

A man with a flat ass and a stanky ass dick that smells like rotten mozzarella and molded chicken livers. His favorite pastime is eating belly button fuzz and ingesting methamphetamines with a hint of heroin.
I though David Bawi was a singer? No thats David Bowie you dumb cunt licker.
by Legene July 29, 2019
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A David Spor

A David Spor is The hottest man you'll ever know a they're also the greatest person in whatever club they are in
Man A David Spor is such a dick but also kinda great
by Alex doeder April 10, 2022
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David

the man in your life who wears the invisible wings
He's a David -type. Angelic.
by magic Mama June 6, 2021
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