Country Music

Music for sister-fucking, Ford F150-driving hicks and white trash who dwell in the most non-country ass places, like a suburb.

There are three constants in life: Death, Taxes, and FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC.

Human: I don't like country music.

Country Fans: *Attack of the Body Snatchers scream and point.*

by Piss Machine September 28, 2024

Penis Music

Similar to novelty music or meme music, often with a distinct Reddit Trash or annoying tone. Music no one would genuinely listen to more than once.

"Really, a song about Big Chungus. Turn that penis music off."
"Stop playing penis music, its annoying"

by CarScientist January 7, 2024

Wake up and smell the music

A phrase used to let someone know they need to recognize the severity of their words. They need to accept reality and see they went too far.

"John, you need to wake up and smell the music. You calling Kathy a whore was really mean."

by Janky Mary July 25, 2021

Music for the Incel moment

A musical style described to encapsulate the frustration of Incels.
Leading Musical Artist include "ModernBaseball", "Kris Sobanski" and "Zevia".

What is this song, Why do they sound so sad about not getting laid? ... it sound like some kind of "Music for the Incel moment"

by Luis J Gomez September 21, 2025

Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.

"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"

by jdrummerb December 13, 2014

Music

A deluxe therapy you can get for free.

Also a cure for your depression.

person 1: what are you doing
person 2: listening to music and having therapy
person 1: oh that's nice

by pyrexic February 3, 2022

Bati Sanka Music

Music that inherently possesses ancestral powers in the rhythm that subconsciously makes (esp. black people) wanna get up and shake their booties.

"Aye bruh, y'all heard that new HSPRTY song? It's definetely bati sanka vibes."

Person 1: Y'all going to the next HSPRTY event?

Person 2: Depends. What type of music they playing?
Person 1: Bati sanka music, duh!
Person 2: Say no mo!

by Bati Sanka Gang May 22, 2022