Jack baker

Such a cunt, he should go jump off a bridge and he is such a selfless stupid cunt that should never be loved or cared for

The end.

Woah look at that cunt face jack baker

by MR ARANGATANG December 20, 2018

jack long

Sexual tendencies towards anything with a pulse. Honourable , bankrupt, can be used as any cards against humanity answer

OMG he is so jack long.

by Charmander 123 July 31, 2016

jack law

Jack law-
A person who acts or looks gay.

That person is a jack law

by Osama112 January 22, 2018

Jack Russelling

To grab your partners anal hair between your teeth and shake your head vigorously, much like a Jack Russel wrestling with a piece of rope.

"Bro, see that girl accross the bar, I am so gonna be Jack Russelling her later"

by Daddybot July 10, 2012

Jack in a box

When you have an erection that your girlfriend doesn't know about and you whip it out of your pants and show her your hard on, usually with a really pleased expression on your face.

I was lying in bed reading the other day when Rob pulled down the sheets and sprung his jack in a box on me!

by Robertion August 22, 2011

Jacked McDieselton

someone who is totally jacked up aka pumped up aka cock diesel.

WHAT'S UP, JACKED MCDIESELTON??? look at your chiseled abs, pecs, arms and buttocks!

by edward troxler March 27, 2003

Jack Kerouac

A "Jack Kerouac" refers to beating off while "On the Road". This is in tribute to the famous author and his most well know story.

Man! My cross country trip was great! Anytime I got bored, I just whipped my dong out and gave myself a little "Jack Kerouac". I sure got some funny looks from people driving by, but it was worth it.

by Midnight Stroker August 20, 2008