first cousin-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's parent's sibling.
2. The child of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Wilhoit's Law

A definition of conservatism from a blog response by Frank Wilhoit: Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

"Did you hear that yet another Republican politician admitted to getting his wife an abortion? But he's still opposed?" "Yeah, Wilhoit's Law. It is what it is."

by Punditos Maximos August 19, 2024

stepniece-in-law

1- Stepnibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepniece.

My stepniece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

co-1C1R-in-law

Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

My co-1C1R-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Law of Appendages”

The understanding that any creature of four legs or less may be considered fairly benign, while any with more than that are creepy and terror inducing.

The “Law of Appendages” explains why people might dislike rats but they are terrified of spiders.

by WilyArmadilla February 7, 2021

co-granduncle-in-law

Spouse's grandaunt's husband.

My co-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Tuffoons law

All internet discussions about healthcare systems eventually lead to someone mentioning the US healthcare system.

But if we don’t have the NHS, the only alternative is the US healthcare system...

Tuffoons law has been evoked.

by Nhsisnumberone June 5, 2021