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House Jock

A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.

There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient

2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”

“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”

“Oh no not the house jock routine”

“Yep, every story was about drinking or fighting. He was like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!”
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FELBJRATIVE LOWHITE HOUSE DOWN

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Lowhite house down. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine. FeLBJraTiVE kind new laws from the FeLBJraTiVE lowhite house its going down at the FeLBJraTiVE lowhite house down
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Tits on a House

"Yo you wanna go get some tacos?"

"Tacos?! Yo, those are tits on a house my dude!"
by TheGeekyC January 25, 2017
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Play house

A couple being together for 10 or more years, have kids and are living together but are not married
by 459395 May 29, 2023
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Norway House

Some random city in Manitoba, Canada that nobody cares about. I'm sure not even some of the 6,000 residents care about it either, and have plans to move out.
It's also frigid, with winters frequently dropping below -40°.
"Hey, where you from?"
"Uhh... Norway House."
"Norway? Which city?"
"No, there is a city in Canada called Norway House. That's where I'm from."
"Oh. You're weird bro."
by L_bozo_mafia_member September 18, 2023
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Adventure House

A place where clowns take little children to play in the dark basement, filled with lots of lolipops and hot dogs.
"I'm a clown and I want you to come to my adventure house."
by Goldvenom June 21, 2012
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House of Dike

use to describe independent lesbian polygamist households of four or more women. who as a group kidnap a male, breed and then eat him.
that house of dike did mark last weekend, poor mark.
by Dud Dudlee September 12, 2023
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