Harry

Harry is in love with a brin. He often enjoys riding mtbs and really enjoys running over short people. When he wears his helmet it makes his head look fat.

Wowwww your almost as crucial as Harry.

by Hi thereeee 💀 March 6, 2022

harry major

A sexy beast with an unreal penis size

Hey isn't that harry major with the 50 incher

by blazersm3 May 1, 2019

harry taceweg

a very old soul who loves heavy metal and jazz music. often goes by the nick name of samantha grace. will hex you if you are within a mile radius of her. in his free time he loves to murder brunette blue eyes girls by the name of anna bridget. his enemy’s are alexa lynn and katherine elizabeth. he often wears a mask to his his true identity, for he is very insecure.

stop being such a harry taceweg!

by freakywildchild October 20, 2020

Jayden Harris

god at pro clubs(only when playing any tho)
Best mates w a 20 year old ginger security guard who is probably grooming him

Liam: Jayden Harris do u wanna play clubs?

by suckyomuddasiuu December 27, 2021

Harry

The best and I love him so much, he's so kind and makes me laugh all the time

Me: Hey did i tell you what harry-
My friends: YES YOU DID FOR THE 5TH TIME

by sethywethy69 December 7, 2021

harry redmond

This is the best left back ever made in the world 🌎 he’s play for lee fc and is a partner ship of him and Ian Mcloughlin (paolo maldini)

Harry Redmond is the best left back ever

by H3rry December 26, 2021

Harry Shaw (shawzie)

A Harry Shaw, aka shawzie, is easily identified by his mammoth head structure and terrible jokes. A Harry Shaw will usually be attracted to undeniably grotesque specimen, this is because they suit him very well (he is an ugly fucker) and they usually have a beer belly just like him!! No one likes a Harry Shaw!!

A Harry Shaw’s most common attack is calling a fellow male a ‘virgin’ despite shagging 2/10s

Fun Fact : Harry Shaw has the same body count as he does driving test failures

Young Child : “Mommy why has that boy got a fat head and belly?”

Milf: “Must be a Harry Shaw (shawzie), bet he has smegma”

Trav: “Needs his jaw spinning that cunt”

by wesleypilgrim August 7, 2023