shower hairs

Those annoying hairs that stick to the walls of the shower and accumulate in the drain

I spent 20 minutes cleaning out my shower hairs, and it was nasty.

by boi_in_a_band December 13, 2018

space hair

Human hair in micro-gravity.

The astronauts long hair looked like an explosion due to space hair.

by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024

pineapple hairs

the saying for a top of a pineapple .this was in a video by the YouTuber anix

What is even this green stuff i am going to cal them pineapple hairs.

by lunagrace June 16, 2020

hslot hair

best era, i will be taking go slander

oh, what’s the best era and why is it hslot hair

by someone with taste mwah December 6, 2020

yellow-haired pygmy

A young woman who continually attempts and fails to "steal" your significant other, though said other has no interest in anyone other than you. Often mistaken for a slut, this person lacks in social skills and finesse, and is a general tease to the male population. Not considered dangerous, but can be excessively irritating.

I would love to tear that yellow-haired pygmy's face off, but she's not worth the effort.

by WileECoyote December 17, 2012

Blue haired bagel

A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.

Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.

by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024

hay hair

andre

"oh look its hay hair"
"who?"
"andre"

by jimithyturner June 26, 2021