It took me hours to figure out what was wrong with my engine, but when I did I felt like a martian who’s about to discover fire
by ryangarrett March 11, 2021
Get the Martian who’s about to Discover Firemug. When a man grabs a group of friends and has a tribal ceremony with a tiki torch. He takes said tiki torch and inserts it through each members anal tube.
by anonymous June 18, 2022
Get the Ring Of Firemug. Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and begin to spin around ferociously, sending ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, in attempt to hit surrounding targets.
Friend 1: "yo, why is your crotch all bandaged up like that?"
Friend 2: "oh this, well I was chased and cornered by bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed my tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them and I managed to get away."
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-"
Friend 2: "oh this, well I was chased and cornered by bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed my tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them and I managed to get away."
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-"
by naruto_dictionary January 23, 2021
Get the Fire Phoenix Jutsumug. Student: The neighbor's dog was barking all night, so I went over and killed it with fire. Un-wanted!
by mewfahsah December 18, 2012
Get the Firemug. I found a hornets nest on the trailer, so I ran inside and grabbed my Oxygen Torch.
They weren't expecting that Baptism by Fire!
They weren't expecting that Baptism by Fire!
by Derram_Desangue August 13, 2019
Get the baptism by firemug. Fire is the first element that queen Elizabeth discovered with her cavemen friends at the start of the universe.
by Nikolai sergevich December 15, 2021
Get the Firemug. (past tense) v. when someone totally ruins a party, relationship, or event of any sort by doing something (usually illegal) which is completely stupid which turned out worse than they thought.
Partyer #1: Dude, you shouldn't have killed that guy, you totally broke the fire here.
Partyer #2: Let's just not talk about it.
Police Officer: Shut up!
Partyer #2: Let's just not talk about it.
Police Officer: Shut up!
by Lambocoon June 18, 2008
Get the Broke the Firemug.