king bird

A cute little African Gray Bird. His tail is red and his fur is Gray. He loves to say his own name. "King Bird." He is also very funny.

"Hey."
"KING BIRD!!!"

"What?"

"Yeah."
"Ok?"

by Lol_ILoveAnimals November 18, 2017

lured bird

A woman you seduce.

A successful lured bird. Great for me!

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Birds nest

A guy who has so much pubic hair that his penis looks small

Alex cut back on his birds nest before his big date so he would not look so small.

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

angry birds

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!

by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024

Bird

A government drone used for spying

Jerald: WATCH OUT IT'S A BIRD
Bob: what's so bad about birds?
Ethan: Don't you know it's a government spy?

by Robertlew October 17, 2020

Bird

A heterosexual idiotic woman. Similar to a pick me, she usually makes the absolute worst decisions when it comes to men.

“She’s such a bird, but she’s so gorgeous.”

by Her Husband,Boo,her life September 23, 2023

Bird

A Ignorant ,agitating annoying person.

Bro your such a fucking bird . You a bird if you can't open a door.

by Tall nigga18 October 13, 2016