BEAT

Stand for Beautiful Eyes And Tits

Guy 1: That one over there is so BEAT
Guy 2: Not bad, but I like bigger tits
Guy 1: Yeah, but those eyes!

by Cliff Springs April 18, 2020

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beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.

"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

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Harsh Beats

What you say when someone does or says something rude, insulting, or crude to another person. Can also be used when something terrible happens.

Cass: "Fuck you, man! You suck!"
Jacqui: "Awww.."
Anthony: "Harsh beats."

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Cass: "I broke my leg in a terrible skiing accident. I fell into a tree well and broke it in 17 places."
Jacqui: "Harsh beats."

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by your moms hair vagina March 26, 2015

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Beat it with a meat tenderizer

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.

Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.

by Keouiiii February 15, 2020

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beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020

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