beat box

A personal computer, often many years old, whose sole function is watching porn.

Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?

It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.

by dashman23 March 15, 2024

Boost beating

When your wiener is so small you have prop yourself up with a few pillows to jerk off.

Yo Tony did you know Dave was boost beating the other week and his mom walked in and said “not my good pillows Dave”

by GINjangler March 18, 2024

Dark Evil Beat

A song presented as serious but sounds intentionally bad.

Dark Evil Beat I've Been Cooking Up

by Bingledorf March 18, 2024

Beat a furry day

Beat a furry day is on the 27th of November, in which you can beat a furry and they can't fight back. The original was deleted by furries because they're snowflakes

"Son, it's 27th November, it's Beat a furry day"

by AF-209V March 21, 2024

Beat A Furry Day

November 27 is National Beat A Furry Day

On that day you can beat up as many furries as you want.

Person 1: Hey its beat a furry day.
Person 2: cool, I'll get my base ball bat

by pluh man 420 69 March 23, 2024

Beat the shit out of Tyler day

On Aril 21st you can beat the shit out of anyone named Tyler without any repercussions

It's April 21st, isn't it beat the shit out of Tyler day?

by Ja Bismarck March 24, 2024

Beat the shit out of Tyler day

Beat the shit out of a kid named Tyler just because you can.

“Man I sure love beat the shit out of Tyler day”

“Hey Tyler! It’s the 26th of march!”

“Please don’t.”

“I’m gonna beat the shit out of you Tyler.”

by RLovescaffeine March 25, 2024