spankin the monkey

Beating yo meat like its dead

Yeah eric was spankin the monkey last night

by Tarp Flarp Master February 27, 2017

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Monkey Junkie

Someone who revels in the music of the 100 Monkeys.

I listen to 100 Monkeys constantly; I am such a monkey junkie.

by the fangirl January 23, 2011

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Chunky Monkey

The result of a man pulling his shorts or pants up in an aggressive manner, effectively seperating the testicles and creating a spectactle resembling a balloon artist's encore performance.

That chunky monkey James pulled off last night deserves a medal. Can't believe he can't walk right this morning!

by Sabreraider March 13, 2022

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monkey butfuck

When you light a cigarette with another cigarette

Hey let me "monkey butfuck" my cigarette back to life

by Unkown............ September 28, 2017

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Monkey Slide

When person in nude are on the top branch slides down into another person with their ass spread on the bottom gets dick in there ass/vagina during tree slide.

Girl: Wanna do the Monkey Slide?
Boy: What's that?
Girl: We are nude and you slide down and get your dick up my pussy.

by YeetTheDick October 9, 2018

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