Nut-War

A nut-war is the exact halfway point of a process, investigation, or any other event. This usually replaces the words "In the middle of" and "halfway through"

James: Hey Sam! Do you want some coffee?
Sam: No thanks, I'm in a nut-war with making tea."

Nigel: Have you written all of the names?
Jill: No, but I'm in the nut-war of writing them all down.

by Ramrodai December 30, 2024

Floptropican War of 2023

In 2023, a brutal war committed by Da Boyz to end floptok was started, with the help of Duolingo, Da Boyz thought they ate, but Jiafei and her army ended Da Boyz. Da Boyz, unfortunately, have a country called DaBoyzia

Jiafei: DaBoyzia is dangerous for Floptropicans due to discrimination after the Floptropican War of 2023
CupcakKe: Oh no

by TheYassifacationOfChildren April 14, 2024

war

peace

btw freedom is slavery and ignorance is strength

war is peace -oceanian government

by A really big weirdo August 26, 2025

World War 6

preston tries to exterminate all cows because he doesn’t like milk

world war 6?
yeah preston started it because he doesn’t like milk

by Aushdj June 12, 2022

Iminarian-Independence War

From 3531 B.C. to 3526 B.C. Earth Years on Nanothuama, the Iminarian Government wanted to claim independence from the CL Empire. The war was fought on the Eastern CL Front. After a while the war seemed pointless and CL just gave them their independence.

Today we will learn about the Iminarian-Independence War.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

world war 50

Something that will happen... never

Bob: How long do you thinks it is going to take?

Borbosia: Not till World War 50.

by World War 50 November 11, 2020

War hero

Somebody decorated with medals like a silver star or Congressional medal of honor.

You don't really think that guy is a war hero or even a warrior at all, you think he's a bureaucrat. You just want to make yourself look respectful to other people.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021