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The fucken site you are on. Why are you looking it up? Dumbass.
by My_definitions_@? June 9, 2019
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I'm probably stealing this from the website (on accident) but anyway "DUDE! YOU'RE LOOKING ON THE WEBSITE DIDN'T YOU READ THE DESCRIPTION?! MY GOD ARE SOME PEOPLE STUPID THESE DAYS!" anyway calm down *breathes in and out* why the hell are you looking at this anyway? HUH!
Man 1:
"oh hey you should search ... this up on the Urban Dictionary it's funny as, nobody will stop being racist or sexist they'll always find away to be violent"
Man 2:
"ummm yeah sure thing as if i'm going to search RAPE! up on the Urban Dictionary why search something up when you've already done it yourself"?
Man 1:
*runs away in fear*.
by Furry Hitler June 10, 2019
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by .´. June 10, 2019
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The place you go when you think of a name or make an incoherent sound and wonder if someone has attached a crass definition to it.
the other day i fell and hurt myself while yelping, the next day i was able to use the yelp sound in a sentence because of urban dictionary.
by GET VEXED! June 13, 2019
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A website where it is almost impossible to find a definition where no one is talking about sex god damit!
Me: Ay! Lets try to search up Hillary Clinton!
Result: The biggest bitch in the world who would have screwed up America
Me: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ok.....
How about intersectionality, that's pretty obvious to be something weird.
Result: To be fucked up in more ways than one.
Me: (ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ) *inhales*
Me again: ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

My note: if you are ever going to use this website, please, make your life better by talking an actual dictionary and READ GOD DAMIT!

This is defined as stupid like, HEY if your going to use uRbAn DiCtIoNaRy (The owners should delete this) use something else.
by hellomam June 14, 2019
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Why the hell are you searching urban dictionary in the urban dictionary?!?????
-searches up urban dictionary in the urban dictionary so in the urban dictionary I know what an urban dictionary is in the urban dictionary-
by Srly y tho June 15, 2019
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Urban Dictionary is a popular site which allows users to make their own definitions on an online dictionary. The workers review each definition and decide whether to upload it or not. In this particular definition, they are cowards and are afraid of the truth - I am speaking to YOU yes YOU the person reviewing this, if you do not upload this the wrath of the internet will be put upon you.
'The developers at Urban Dictionary better upload my post or it will be all over the internet' the user threatened.
by john cinnamon June 16, 2019
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