Optical allusion titties

When titties look bigger than they really are. Most often due to the manner in which the titties are dressed/displayed.

Dude, i was so bummed when she took her shirt off, total optical allusion titties, they were tiny.

"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello

by T-sett September 22, 2009

Titty Puddin

A reference to male ejaculate on a female chest

Gimme that titty puddin Big Papa

by DaRoad July 31, 2022

Titty Rack

Cups or straps that hold or keep your titties secure. Also known as a bra

Hey Hannah I can see your titty rack strap!
I need a new titty rack, my titties outgrew all my other ones!

by NiggerTheFigger November 30, 2019

Titty caught in the wringer

In the days before dryers a washing machine had a thing on the side that had two rollers and a crank handle. The rollers were close enough to wring the laundry to squeeze out the excess water. Hence the name “Wringer.” If a woman got to close while wringing out the clothes she could get one of her breasts caught in the wringer.

“Oh man! She’s in a lot of trouble. She got her titty caught in the wringer!”

by jehjeh3711 August 09, 2022

Titty rake

When a guy scraps the end of his dick across a pair of tits as if he were raking the the lawn

Did you just titty rake me? Wtf?

by drikkity April 03, 2023

roach titties

Titties that are small like a roach

"Jessica's hot"

"Nah she got roach titties"

by crybaby123 February 22, 2016

titty light

The ceiling lights in my apartment.

Person 1: Damn, I wish my girlfriend had breasts like those titty lights you see in apartments

Person 2: Me too, bro

by GCALKCA May 15, 2022