the crooked man

A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.

Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."

*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.

by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021

The Manning Principal

The idea that smaller breasts are better for playing with, especially for the person being touched. This phenomenon occurs because all breasts have the same amount of nerve endings, meaning that smaller breasts are more sensitive over less of an area.

Kyle: "Bro, why are you still dating that girl? She got them small boobs."
George: "Haven't you heard of The Manning Principal? Smaller ones are better!"

by Albert Manning January 7, 2015

Meme man

Meme man is a poorly made 3d model wich converted into an immortal meme, such as Queen Elizabeth second. This meme has indirectly created lots meme templates.

-Hey dude, did you hear 'bout meme man?

-Yeah, such a popular meme

by Alex12gr April 7, 2020

Man Oyster

A male who spunks in his hand only to eat said spunk out of his hand like an oyster!

The male ate his semen like a man oyster!

by G83KNIGHT August 18, 2017

a mans bestfriend

A dog

A mans bestfriend is dog

by Work it 💗 May 17, 2017

man rack

A complimentary term used to describe a man's notable pectoral muscles.

Masculine form of rack.

Antonyms: man boobs, man tits

Did you see that Abercrombie model's man rack? He clearly knows some great chest exercises.

by jeremiahlee March 21, 2011

Man Mades

Perfectly made augmented breasts. As most adults know, it's rare to see a perfect set and those are usually man made...... but we still love those motherfuckers!

Those tits are absolutely perfect, must be man mades.

I know Karens tits are man mades but they have real skin on those bad boys.

by big titty lover August 20, 2019