I Shot My Wife

a shitpost Discord server ran by Duarte, best discord server in the world with members like Bliky, Peter Griffin, Mr. Breast and CEO of Wish.cum. it is the best server in the world with emotes and stickers and much much more

Guy 1: have any E-Girl anime servers?
Guy 2: Here *sends I Shot My Wife link*
Guy 1: thanks, my life has changed

by JesperYT October 11, 2023

double sprinkle shot

DOUBLE SPRINKLE SHOT is when a girl or guy is getting anal fucked, when they think you are about to ejaculate, you fill it up with piss really quickly. 😁😂😂🚿

Have you just pissed in my ass!!

Yeah it's called the Double Sprinkle Shot!!

by AdamLee-XXX October 16, 2023

One-Shot Perfectionism

One-Shot Perfectionism is the unrealistic expectation that code will function flawlessly without errors on the first attempt, a mindset often held by programmers.

Example:
"His One-Shot Perfectionism led to frustration when the code failed during the initial run, requiring extensive debugging."

by CodeWizard33 October 19, 2023

Emma Shot

a double shot that you thought was a standard single shot until your senior year of college

I thought three shots was my limit, but turns out I was taking Emma Shots the whole time

by LightMist2675 October 24, 2023

Bottom out a shot glass

This means that a man's penis is so small that if inserted into a shot glass it would not touch the bottom of it.

Steve's cock is so small he could not even bottom out a shot glass!

by BarryBod October 25, 2023

2 beers no shots

When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.

Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.

by ModifiedPotato October 27, 2023

shat your shot

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.

You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.

:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.

by The Languager October 28, 2023