John Semple

The common village idiot... he nonces kiddies

Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...

by 4832 August 30, 2018

Mrs.Semi

Definitely the worst teacher ever! She goes to rhs and could be nice at times. She’s constantly tryna fuck younger boys and gets pissed when she sees younger girls talking to older guys. She is rude and talk about nonsense so if u see her around the halls ignore her and walk on !!!! Tip never look her in the eye because she can freeze you with one strike of her eye sight.

Iris: Guys let’s go mrs.Semis coming

by Unicorngoatmilk October 18, 2018

New Semester High

when you're excited about a new semester starting and you buy all new clean journals, new supplies, you tell yourself that "this semester is going to be different", and then as you get further into the semester that high wears away, and you're back into you're old habits.

"Sis, this semester I will have all A's. Let's hope this new semester high last all semester."
"I'm not feeling this semester. I'm over the new semester high."

by ___okthen February 8, 2019

Hyper Semen

Experiencing hypoglycemia while being horny.

Susan: I strangely feel horny but anxious at the same time.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.

by 3veD June 8, 2019

JC Semblante

The most amazing person that you'll ever meet and the most handsome person ever. Women lose their mind when he smiles at them.

Synonym: Ladiesman, Handsome, Attractive, Alphamale

Daaaamn he is like JC Semblante hot af.

by NotJcOfcoure October 9, 2019

Dirty semple

When someone cums all the way through another and kills them with ancient magic

Gave my mum a dirty semple

by Dick Wilson jacksonbearkock April 7, 2020

Demon semen

People who are born on October 31

Including me... Yay...

They love blood and gore... Or they might hate it. Idk what you like. Oh yeah, they certainly have some sort of love for some sort of spooky creature (in my case, it's cryptids... And dragons... And a bunch of other stuff). And if you're a memer... You've probably worn (or want to wear) an inflatable dinosaur costume.

Person One: Hey I was born on Halloween !

Person Two: BACK OFF DEMON SEMEN!

Person One: Wh-what-

Person Two: *Proceeds to start screaming like a mad man*

Person One: *Also proceeds to start screaming like a terrified cat*

by Typical_Ukraine April 11, 2020