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No matter the circumstance, if a person asks why you own/bought a gun but rejects the answer you give them, the backup answer will always be "Zombie Invasion". This may also be the original answer.
If they reject this answer you are allowed to slap them once, open handed, accross the left side of their face.

If they remain unconvinced then run, you are in the presence of a Zombie and the invasion has started.
Seek shelter and conserve your ammo.

Rule Z-2: Always remember to double-tap.
John: Hey, check out this sweet new 12-gauge I just got!
Jane: Why'd you get a gun?
John: D'know, target shooting...maybe some hunting.
Jane: That's dumb.
John: Ok, it's for the Zombie Invasion.
Jane: Zombies aren't real.
John: <Rule Z> Yes they are!
Jane: <moan> BRAINS!
John: Oh God.<grabs gun and runs>
Rule Z by RenegadeOne December 31, 2011
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runescape 

The most basis of mmorpgs, the standard on which other mmorpgs are generally compared too, whether or not you need to pay for it. Runescape has fairly good graphics for a game not required to pay to play. It is also set apart from other mmorpgs i nthe fact that it doesn't take up the entire screen to play. for your dollar, runescape is about the best game to buy. for $0 a month you get a vairity of skills and items. For a nominal fee of $5 a month (which you can cancel at any time and gives 34 days of membership) you get triple the amount area of land to explore and about more than twice the amount of monsters to slay, not to mention the long and intricate quests the company Jagax spends much hard work to complete. Also, most of the regular updates of the game are members only. What generally is accepted is that Runescape 2 is way better than Runescape classic, save for about 200 people who prefer the older version.
Runescape, that noob game?
No, the graphics here are way better than Runescape
Not as many quests as Runescape
Runescape Pwnz!!
Rolexes, Roleys, Rolez;
May Day was so payed he had a collection of Roles / Rolez!!!
Roles by May Day August 10, 2010

Rule 104 

If you are a gamer and are a witness of a chav being ran over or beet up by fellow gamer nerds or school nerds, when the group have disbanded this rule states that you must teabag said chav.
time for a quick rule 104
Rule 104 by Lightningmurder May 28, 2011
Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
stop raging at this thread it falls under rule 24 we all know the facts
rule 24 by Synt4x November 30, 2016

Space Rule 18 

When inviting women to a party always remember Space Rule 18.
Space Rule 18 by chukheston May 26, 2018

runescape hater

A Runescape hater is a person who knows what they are talking about. They might say Runescapians, or runescape players have no life, because in most cases their life is runescape.
Ex.1
Ethan: I HATE CARL SO MUCH!
Gary: You know, Carl is a Runescape Hater.
Ethan: Hmm, maybe i only have a mild dislike for this Carl character.
Ex.2
Hubert:Dude, runescape is l33t Haxors!!!!!111!! I can't beleive how uber cool it is!!1 I spent 46 hours straight this weekend playing it!1
Carl: AAAAAAARGH!!! *angrily tackles and repeatedly pummels Hubert* Serves you right lifeless nerdbag.
Ethan: Damn he really is a Runescape hater.