by Hiilma November 20, 2020
Get the The ultimate power couplemug. A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.
Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!
Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
Get the Chicago truffle power couplemug. by ItsWhateverBruh January 17, 2022
Get the Power Hobomug. by dontplaywithjilliray November 23, 2020
Get the Power lamemug. Fellidis power is an technique of the ancient arts. Passed down from generation to generation, from George Fellidis to Thanasis Fellidis, each and every member of the fellidis family holds this great source of strength.
The power inside is often awakened when the user screams: "FELLIDIS POWEEEEER!" at the top of their lungs, but some have even witnessed the technique being used silently.
Unfortunately, anyone who holds this ancient power is cursed to have 0 rizz and absolutely no hoes.
The power inside is often awakened when the user screams: "FELLIDIS POWEEEEER!" at the top of their lungs, but some have even witnessed the technique being used silently.
Unfortunately, anyone who holds this ancient power is cursed to have 0 rizz and absolutely no hoes.
by Alekkuno November 5, 2022
Get the FELLIDIS POWERmug. To be suddenly and catastrophically damaged or destroyed, often in a shocking or unexpected manner. Originated from the Haggard Garage fandom, where member Austin was severely shocked by a homemade contraption put together by Orion using an original Xbox power brick to power an Xbox One, resulting in a hospital visit. Fans now use the term to describe when something dies, gets taken down, breaks or a bridge is burned, often in a humorous or ironic way.
by arwlyx September 30, 2024
Get the Power Brickedmug. Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
by Jontssss July 17, 2025
Get the CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrectionmug.