hairy pocket

Vagina

Howabout that hairy pocket tho

by notAllNames November 28, 2017

Dry Socket Hot Pocket

Elderly Woman's Nether Regions.

Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.

by Kozaka January 4, 2024

Hot Pocket Topic

A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.

“Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”

“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”

by Robin Hoodlum October 29, 2021

Sneaky Pocket Golem

In the game Clash Royale the glorious card of Golem exists. The whole point of it is to pull your opponents pants down and absolutely shove your massive willy right into their king tower as fast and hard as you can. The moment its hard and veiny rock cock hits your tower you have lost to a Sneaky Pocket Golem.

Person one: What are you doing

Person two: getting absoulety pegged by thus nigger ass cock Sneaky Pocket Golem

Person one: Nigger

by Max Radish Lover June 9, 2025

Pocketed

When a football defender does not allow the opposing teams forward, the forward is said to be pocketed by the defender.

Yo Cubarsi, what's in your pockets?
Cubarsi: Keys, Wallet and Oshimen.

Why is Oshimen there?
Cubarsi: I pocketed him all game.

by Sergi Is Him March 12, 2024

Hot Pocket

A slur for Jewish people

“Quick easy thing to cook in an oven”

“Are you kiddin’ me? That hot pocket couldn’t last a second in Auschwitz”

by RanchConsumer December 11, 2023

Hot pocket

When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.

“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”

“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”

by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018