I remember the thing about Freddy
Krueger is that as a joke he used to
come into a room when you have a lot of
friends over and piss him to his own
mouth without spilling a drop that was
Fred Kruger's move I mean guys
freak Show
but I mean hey who am I to judge right
to each his own
he wants to get the Pelican mouthful
that's what you called it
Krueger is that as a joke he used to
come into a room when you have a lot of
friends over and piss him to his own
mouth without spilling a drop that was
Fred Kruger's move I mean guys
freak Show
but I mean hey who am I to judge right
to each his own
he wants to get the Pelican mouthful
that's what you called it
by SandwhichHAter August 13, 2023

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.
by QuacksO April 30, 2020

The mysterious hairs which stick to your tongue, which have you scraping your inner mouth with your long, grimy fingernails.
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

"Hey my brother just got a ticket cause I wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"Forreal? Bruh that's a mouth shot!"
"Forreal? Bruh that's a mouth shot!"
by Slight- October 7, 2019

by AFT Rules June 22, 2011

by PigeonPersona October 24, 2017
