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Pelican Mouthful

When you pee into your own mouth without missing a drop!
I remember the thing about Freddy

Krueger is that as a joke he used to

come into a room when you have a lot of

friends over and piss him to his own

mouth without spilling a drop that was

Fred Kruger's move I mean guys

freak Show

but I mean hey who am I to judge right
to each his own

he wants to get the Pelican mouthful

that's what you called it
by SandwhichHAter August 13, 2023
mugGet the Pelican Mouthfulmug.

human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.
If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.
by QuacksO April 30, 2020
mugGet the human hoof and mouth diseasemug.

Mouth Hairs

The mysterious hairs which stick to your tongue, which have you scraping your inner mouth with your long, grimy fingernails.
My cat David keeps spreading Mouth Hairs through the house!
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
mugGet the Mouth Hairsmug.

That's A Mouth Shot

When someone fucks up and needs to be punished they receive a punch to the mouth
"Hey my brother just got a ticket cause I wasn't wearing a seatbelt"

"Forreal? Bruh that's a mouth shot!"
by Slight- October 7, 2019
mugGet the That's A Mouth Shotmug.

Mouth Barter

performing oral sex as the payment for goods and/or services
The girl mouth bartered her way into getting a good grade.
by AFT Rules June 22, 2011
mugGet the Mouth Bartermug.

soda mouth

When someone jizzes in your mouth and it feels bubbly and fizzy afterwards
"Man my mouth feels fizzy after I gave Tim that blowjob"
"Sounds like you have soda mouth"
by PigeonPersona October 24, 2017
mugGet the soda mouthmug.

mouth to mouth

Do you want mouth to mouth.
by afgbth56 March 13, 2024
mugGet the mouth to mouthmug.

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