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Hot Pocket

by Master_Bates October 6, 2013
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smelling my pocket

When that dank has a stank.
Mom: What is that smell? *Pokes around and leaves*

Friend: Dude, that was close.

Son: Yeah, she must have been smelling my pocket.
by FlopsyKisses October 8, 2013
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POCKET LIKE

POCKET LIKE
ˈpäkət-līk

preposition

1. touching the LIKE button while in a small bag sewn into or on clothing so as to form part of it, used for carrying small articles.
2. touching oneself inappropriately through the front of the pants
E.G. 1 - I just pocket liked something on Facebook by accident.

E.G. 2 - I just picked liked something in my pants, and its my penis.
by PocketPoolPlayer October 10, 2013
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Pocket Dogging

Cutting out the inside of ones' pants pockets to play with one's dog.
Look at the guy over there standing by the girls washroom. I cant see his hands, what is he doing? He must be pocket dogging!
by Maple Leaf Fan/Pocking dogger February 14, 2012
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Pocket full of pony

Pony, in this instance, is another word for Trojans. The saying "pocket full of pony" refers to a pocket full of condoms. In order to sound as relevant and up-to-date as possible, you mustn't make pony plural when using this phrase. This phrase was slightly originated by Prince, but made popular by music artist Deno Benz in his duly titled song "Pocket Full of Pony".
"Sup bruddah? Whatchu gettin' into tonight my dude?"

"Wassup my brotha? I'm lookin' to bust a nut tonight. I took a shower today for the first in a week and I got a pocket full of pony. Lez get sum bitchesss! Wooooooo!!"

"Pocket full of pony. Piss drunk, super lonely. Spongebob macaroni. Where the fuck's my pony?" -- Deno Benz
by CrystalGuyzer March 8, 2012
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Alabama pocket square

a gentleman's beverage in flask form placed in the inner pocket of a jacket during a refined social gathering, such as a banquet or a reception.
Look, Steve brought his Alabama pocket square - he just spiked his sweet tea with it.
by Jeff Handley March 13, 2012
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elbow pockets

the flap of skin that occurs when the upper arm of a person is so fatty that, when held out straight, the upper arm appears to drape over the elbow
Big girls are attractive and all, but the extra weight Jill had put on gave her the starts of elbow pockets and that's just a big no.
by Emmzey Squire April 18, 2012
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