monkey-grooming

The act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal documentaries. Includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. Provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.

"What're you doing today?" "Nothing much. Monkey-grooming each other."

by qingwaa November 5, 2007

scruff monkey

1. One whom looks very scruffy.
2. One with a bum-like appearance due to insufficient shaving habits.

Joe hasn't shaved for a few days. He's starting to really look like a scruff monkey.

by Vincent M. November 12, 2007

monkeys in the attic

A serious mental disturb. It's used when someone is crazy or near crazy. "This guy has monkeys in the attic", means that guy is crazy.

"This guy has monkeys in the attic", means that guy is crazy.

by Bokomoko December 22, 2008

Monkey Mitts

An alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink brass monkeys instead of regular forties.

"Hey Joe the Plumber, let's play forty hands tonight."
"Nah, John. Let's play monkey mitts."

by K Sully February 22, 2009

kick monkey

What one junkie (not-holding) says to another junkie (holding) asking for a fix.

Just one more cc kick monkey! Or a least let me have your cotton.

by RobsterDean&Sue October 20, 2008

Speckle Monkey

An immature person, usually a grown adult, who tends to focus on the little things that make absolutely no difference and waste their life lost in trying to figure them out.

Sid: Hey man, what's going on?
Goob: I'm trying to figure this out!
Sid: Figure what out?
Goob: Where the water keeps going.
Sid: Down the drain buddy.
Goob: Yeah but, then where?
Sid: Who cares you speckle monkey.

by tdmiller February 28, 2013

Monkey Day

The day everyone goes back to work like evolved monkey's.
Monkey Day.

Hey come on Mon, its Monkey Day; we have to get off the floor and go find beefle

by MunsterBriPastry June 3, 2013