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dear john

the act of spending the night after sex or a sexual act and then getting up and leaving without waking the other person up.
"after drinking 17 shots and leaving with a '2', Balint found it in his best interest to leave via a dear john in the morning"
by elle February 20, 2005
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John Hock

John Hock is the cutest boy on the internet.

He has a popular show on Stickam called The John Hock Show.

He loves KimiKobra,alot!
www.myspace.com/johnhockftw

Woah,did you see John Hock And KimiKobra the other day?
by SnakeB October 21, 2008
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john wayne

1) An overrated actor that starred in a lot of shitty western movies. Can be compared to Tom Cruise. See asshole.

2) The antichrist.

3) A closet homosexual. The typical man of his era.

4) A man that has caused gays around the world to deposit on their computer screens. Their cum target. I hope he's fucking proud of himself. Whatta slut.

5) A derrogatory term, used on someone who likes western movies and enjoys listening to Johnny Cash.
"A picture of John Wayne is not a Mirror!!!!"

"You like western movies? Fag. Go fuck a horse, John Wayne."

"I'm glad John Wayne is dead."
by Tasty Ballsweat November 14, 2007
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John Cena

Grew up loving hip-hop and wrestling, being both a mainstream emcee(rapper) and wrestling superstar.
"The untouchable cat who's style is right. I can be mistaken for the smooth and silent type."
by Chad K July 22, 2008
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john o'shea

by misslestah June 10, 2006
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john cena

pro wrestler, also stars in various movies such as "12 rounds".

is often called upon to draw parrallels with things that are intentionally bad or failing that... bad to such a degree that they no longer become disappointing.
by minigin May 4, 2011
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John Kerry

Contrary to popular belief, Kerry was not a liberal. Kerry was the first communist candidate to come close to becoming the United States of America's president. For more information, visit www.communistsforkerry.com
Heil Heinz!
For the U.S.S.A!
by Scott August 18, 2006
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