Girl: "my neighbor was up at 6 this morning mowing his lawn."
Guy: "6 on a Sunday morning is way too early to be making that kind of noise."
Girl: "yeah, if I had not already been up, I would have gone 3 shades of mama bear on him"
Guy: "6 on a Sunday morning is way too early to be making that kind of noise."
Girl: "yeah, if I had not already been up, I would have gone 3 shades of mama bear on him"
by Rocksindahead September 14, 2012
A rating only experienced hunters use when describing their shit. It describes how many bears an arrow can kill.
by Port-side Petey May 06, 2010
The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.
by The Jokers Mistress October 04, 2008
hot girl: aaaawww you dog is so cute !
mike: that's not a dog that's a street legal bear cub, right enzo ?
enzo: ruff !
hot girl: hahaha he's cute... want to fuck ?
mike: well yes i do
mike: that's not a dog that's a street legal bear cub, right enzo ?
enzo: ruff !
hot girl: hahaha he's cute... want to fuck ?
mike: well yes i do
by fat scum March 12, 2008
by rod fitzwell August 21, 2003
by L0WE August 15, 2016
A game played on the outer borders of Canada. Five players, on two teams, on either side of a snowy field try to move a severed seal head into the opponent's goal while riding atop polar bears. Each player is issued a wooden hockey stick to move the seal head, also known as "the nugget". The winning team is awarded a walrus to do with as they please, although it is customary to gather in a circle around the walrus and club that shit to death.
I lost my arm in an intense game of Polar Bear Polo but my team still won the walrus. Cant be mad aboot that eh?
by ezRusty93 November 02, 2011