Rule 34 of music

If it exists, there's a song about it. No exceptions. If something doesn't satisfy this rule, there is rule 35 of music, which states that:
If there isn't a song about it yet, one will be made. No exceptions.

Jim: Why the fuck is there a song about some guy cutting his dick off?
Patrick: Rule 34 of music.

by connorp04 September 5, 2018

noodle music

Music that encourages hippies to wave arms like wacky inflatable tube guys, like Woodstock music.

Someone put on Jefferson airplane and everyone is waving arms and swaying, I don’t like this noodle music.

by DJneoport January 22, 2024

The musical organ

During intercourse the man is so proficient in the art of fingering when he begins is almost as he is playing a guitar

Becky:Adam gave me the musical organ last night

by xxXOsitoXxx March 9, 2020

Music

Music is life... Music is more amazing than a sky when the sun is setting. Music is more beautiful than a Field of roses, music is everything.

"I love music"

by Kai_is_coolXD February 16, 2025

bin lid music

Music of a heavy style

ACDC only produce bin lid music

by Yoda7845 June 21, 2017

peer pressure the musical

Another name for famous off Broadway musical Heathers

Heathers is literally peer pressure the musical

by Dead mom August 6, 2023

Dinner music

Music played between bands at shows.
Soft music before bands go on

“They played Elton John three times this dinner music is for boomers, when is the band gonna play?”

by Teddyansom July 23, 2022