Dorkus Pants

A guy who doesn't know a super ridiculously awesome girl when he comes across her.

I can't believe that dorkus pants tried to get his cock out on the internet again.

by Tripleswirl May 24, 2010

Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you

Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022

Sweet Pants

A Man That Likes Other Men Romantically

He dates men,he's a sweet pants

by Steady Flow 7 November 24, 2021

Your Pants

Something that’s probably off of you at 3am.

Or what you take off during sex

A: Your pants are ass
B: look at YOUR pants

by jenkins the man the myth January 1, 2023

ransom in your pants

It's kinda bubbling your canvas in a commonplace

Hey, bud, gotcha with ransom in your pants!

by BBourbonStriit July 7, 2017

national wear red pants day

the day when you wear red pants. may 11th

"Wow it's may 11th lets wear red pants cause it's national wear red pants day"

by sicknastyawesomepossum May 11, 2013

skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.

don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops

by DaddyKinkojou June 7, 2018