duck smarts

The only form of smarts that you have in water.

BOOM duck smarts

Its okay Billy, I guess your just don't have duck smarts

by duck_human November 3, 2020

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Ducking

A term used in combat sports, particularly MMA, to describe a fighter avoiding a high-profile or challenging matchup. Inspired by UFC heavyweight champion Jon Jones allegedly avoiding a fight with interim champion Tom Aspinall, this phrase is used to call out fighters who sidestep tough opponents.

"Jone Jones is Ducking Tom Aspinall because he’s scared to lose his belt to a younger, hungrier fighter."

by howdidienduphere February 5, 2025

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Duck

The little doods with the folppers.

The ducks are in the pond

by Spider man737373 April 9, 2022

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Duck valls

Someone trying to accuse you of sucking balls. but I’m all reality they’re admitting they’re gay and want to suck your balls.

Jeramy: hey dude you duck valls
christy: LMAO come here and try it pretty boy
Jeramy:what?? I tried to say suck balls.

Christy: duck valls means you’re gay and want to suck MY balls tho

by Lizzyleeroy August 19, 2023

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Re-duck

To duck a Jeep, you buy a small rubber duck, write a message or drawing on it – usually including the hashtag #duckduckjeep – and deposit it in or on a Jeep.
To re-duck a Jeep, you take a rubber duck that you found on your Jeep and you deposit it in or on another Jeep.

Got ducked? Re-duck to spread the cheer!

by LoveMyJeep December 1, 2021

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GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!

GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!

by anonymous July 1, 2022

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