Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.

Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.

by BobShart July 1, 2023

Blice Cream

To get a blow job while eating ice cream.

Best day ever....I got a blice cream in the parking lot of Rita's!

by Frokeydokey July 6, 2023

Cream Plug

When a man has intercourse with a woman with a butt plug in, ejaculates in her, pulls the butt plug from her, then puts the butt plug in her vagina

"The other night the missus and I were having trouble keeping the cum in, so we tried the Cream Plug"

by Stormygeddon July 7, 2023

Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler

When a dog mercilessly licks mashed banana from between your nasty toes

Ya bruh I lost a game of cards… had to endure a Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler. I cried

by mrs-bulldops July 8, 2023

Chief's white root cream

The magic potion that will cure any ailment

Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

Cream Team

A group of emotionally insecure men who surround themselves with other emotionally insecure men to listen to Marvins Room all night after getting clapped in video games. The group consisted of Nelly, Livi, Sammy, Jackie

Bruh 1- Bro we got destroyed 97-23 I’m in the feels yo

Bruh 2- Bro don't start being like Cream Team

by BigDawgpj July 28, 2023

Munch on the Cream

Eating ice cream. Doesn't require actually chewing it.

Person 1: Do you want ice cream?
Person 2 yeah I love to munch on the cream!

by cyclemanialightning July 28, 2023