a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really don't care for. after performing the turd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!
mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
by dark korner October 3, 2016
Get the swiss cake rollmug. by RPS Triple Science Mandem<3 December 4, 2009
Get the Tea and fruit cakemug. the most divine experience ever. A extremely large Tahitian momma who is divine in every way.
One who constantly says FTP and is constantly eating charlottes chocolate.
has an absolutely fanastic pair of breasts, and whos body is a sex temple.
One who constantly says FTP and is constantly eating charlottes chocolate.
has an absolutely fanastic pair of breasts, and whos body is a sex temple.
Sophie: What do you think of my temple? FTP
Mark: It is divine, baby mo cakes. I want to eat you out!
Sophie: FTP fo sho!
i ate out bby mo cakes last night, there was enough leftovers to make momo sammies for a week....GREAT FOR THE KIDDIES LUNCHBOXES!
Mark: It is divine, baby mo cakes. I want to eat you out!
Sophie: FTP fo sho!
i ate out bby mo cakes last night, there was enough leftovers to make momo sammies for a week....GREAT FOR THE KIDDIES LUNCHBOXES!
by Momofosho August 3, 2007
Get the baby mo cakesmug. When a girl gives a guy a blow job, then he cums all over her face, then punches her in the nose, so thhat it bleeds, and mixes the blood and cum together, ie strawberry short cake
by Follicle April 6, 2003
Get the strawberry short cakemug. by Groovychica42 December 25, 2008
Get the cake eatermug. Cake Out (v.)-Cake Out means to fuck someone's asshole til blood or an excrement don't come out of his/her ass.
Cake Out (n.)-A person who lies a lot.A biggest liar.Totally fake person.
Cake Out (n.)-A person who lies a lot.A biggest liar.Totally fake person.
by Ra Skull May 20, 2011
Get the Cake Outmug. A simple sexual manouver in which a man punches their partner in the nose shortly after ejaculating in their mouth - thus inducing a nose-bleed that mixes with said man-juices to form a 'strawberry cheese-cake.'
by JayFizzleNizzle December 16, 2008
Get the Strawberry Cheese-cakemug.