American Roulette

When you grab a cops gun and try to shoot yourself before another cop shoots you.

“Bro what happen to Jim, heard he went to the hospital”

“Dude, he tried to play American Roulette”

by k1ng.k3rm1t February 6, 2024

American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.

Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.

by jfalexander July 7, 2010

American Roulette

Russian roulette but instead of putting one round and spin the cylinder, you take a semi-auto pistol, put one round in the magazine, load it in, and rack the slide.

guaranteed death unless its a dud, or just shoot at the opponent

drunk guy 1: Hey lets play Russian roulette
drunk guy 2: nah American roulette better
drunk guy 1: ok teach me how play
drunk guy 2: *pulls out a glock, loads one round into magazine, puts it in, racks the slide, shoots self*
*BOOM*
drunk guy 1: uhhhh.....guess I won?

by Unholy Saint January 2, 2024

African American

Typically they can run fast, but will fucking die if put in a pool. They all love KFC, purplous kool aid, and watermelon.

There goes that nigga eating kfc, he’s so African American

by Mr Guy1 March 25, 2024

south american bam bam

The Devils Dandruff, Colombian Marching Powder, pure delicious cocaine

Snorted a Kilo of South American bam bam last night, I think I died

by BobbyDylanOpus February 22, 2022

American Water Torture

Shitting into a bucket with water and a hole in it. Then proceeding to strip down your partner and put the bucket over there mouth until there mouth is full.

Dude I just American Water Tortured my girlfriend.

by BIg daddy 49 March 1, 2021

South American Splint

A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.

"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"

by Hungzo October 5, 2017