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One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.
"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."
by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017
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beer spawn

A location where one leaves unused or unwanted beer/alcohol in a public location such as woods or bushes. Anyone can take the beer but it is expected that it will be replaced eventually either by the person who took it or by a new person who is looking to get rid of their alcohol.
Guy 1: hey dude we don't have any beer
Guy 2:lets go check the beer spawn for any

Man 1: hey I have all this old natty light I don't want
Man 2: dude throw that at the beer spawn someone will defiantly want it
by Greenleaf3 October 3, 2015
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beer lackey

When someone fetches you a nice cold brewski.
Aye bro get me a natty light.
Alright man I got you.
Ha, beer lackey.
by Gifmonsta12 April 7, 2015
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clayton beers

A super tall ginger man who is believed to be Vikingly Irish in origin. Known to drink coffee from any glass, no mugs needed. Also, is known to frequent elementary schools to sniff little boys bicycle seats.

Usually used in Derogatory way. This is the N-Word to white people.
Clayton Beers - A Tall bicycle sniffer who likes clean counter tops and rent paid on time.

That man is being a real "Clayton Beers" Eww gross!
by Sandynutz January 5, 2019
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Beer Up

(verb) : To, just before or upon entering a venue or party, place several (three or more) cans of beer into ones cargo pockets, hoodie pockets, jacket flaps, socks, shoes, or any other almost-concealed location on ones purpose, for the purpose of then drinking or distributing the several beers without having to return to a beering-up station.
Dodgers @ Oracle tonight? It's time to pre-game and Beer Up!

We look so out of place in this ritzy hotel elevator right now, all beered up and such. You've got four Mich's in your hunting jacket alone right now and two of them are open.
by Skeeterskoob707 August 16, 2022
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the chocolate beer

I totally gave my girl the chocolate beer last night, she's not my girl anymore.
by Thepervyjew February 7, 2017
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beer smash

When one drinks after every death in Super Smash Bros.
Joe: Hey broski, wanna get drunk tonight?
Bob: Yeah, let's play some beer smash
by Brot2392323409 May 8, 2015
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