coffee and cake light

coffee and cake light

a really long Red Light, u can sit there and have coffee and cake at the stop light before it turns green for you to go on your merry way...

coffee and cake light
Person 1: The light at this intersection is mad long...
Person 2: Yeah we can have coffee and cake before it turns green...
Person 3: Run the damn light, it's broke...

by blthrskt April 24, 2009

baby mo cakes

the most divine experience ever. A extremely large Tahitian momma who is divine in every way.

One who constantly says FTP and is constantly eating charlottes chocolate.

has an absolutely fanastic pair of breasts, and whos body is a sex temple.

Sophie: What do you think of my temple? FTP
Mark: It is divine, baby mo cakes. I want to eat you out!
Sophie: FTP fo sho!

i ate out bby mo cakes last night, there was enough leftovers to make momo sammies for a week....GREAT FOR THE KIDDIES LUNCHBOXES!

by Momofosho August 3, 2007

Tea and fruit cake

Basically i code word for toss off (tea) and finger (fruit cakes).

Oooo me and her are gonna have a "Tea and fruit cake" sesh soon.

by RPS Triple Science Mandem<3 December 4, 2009

strawberry short cake

When a girl gives a guy a blow job, then he cums all over her face, then punches her in the nose, so thhat it bleeds, and mixes the blood and cum together, ie strawberry short cake

I love giving girls strawberry short cakes, but it must hurt them alot.

by Follicle April 6, 2003

cake eater

A term used when telling a person to be quiet.

Shut your cake eater, I am trying to watch T.V.

by Groovychica42 December 25, 2008

Cake Out

Cake Out (v.)-Cake Out means to fuck someone's asshole til blood or an excrement don't come out of his/her ass.
Cake Out (n.)-A person who lies a lot.A biggest liar.Totally fake person.

"Now shut the fuck up Christina,otherwise I'll cake out you"!

by Ra Skull May 20, 2011

Strawberry Cheese-cake

A simple sexual manouver in which a man punches their partner in the nose shortly after ejaculating in their mouth - thus inducing a nose-bleed that mixes with said man-juices to form a 'strawberry cheese-cake.'

Boy1: I 'strawberry cheese-caked' your mum last night.

Boy2: Shut it ya doss cunt.

by JayFizzleNizzle December 16, 2008