Scary chris

Scary Chris is usually someone's dad who can be very intimidating . He may make you shit yourself. He usually works at a kids place, but when comes across bratty ones, spits in their drink.

bro 1: hey bro , you want to go to inflata planet?

bro 2: no way bro! I heared scary Chris works there...

by Scary_chris.com December 24, 2019

Chris

A Chris is an undercover God. He makes girls named Casey go from Hoe to housewife. He’s literally the best thing ever and his dick game is top notch. The champion dick of life.

“Thank god I finally came to my senses and snagged up Chris from them other cock hungry slut faces”

by CaseyDee123 March 26, 2023

chris

mrbeast

mrbeast chris has no merch

by krisbek17 October 6, 2020

chris gover

A lil bitch, who sucks major league balls

Chris Gover is a lil bitch

by Wendy's4for4 October 23, 2019

Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Chris

A guy Aysha wants to date so bad but he doesn’t really like her like that so he’s a lame.

ayo you heard of chris?
yeah foo he’s a walking L.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Chris

Working hard and very athletic. Basically a jack of all trades

I want to Chris hard.

Chrissing hard is key to success.

by Crystalbal September 14, 2017