Chris

he is known to be the great bodyguard of woman named "Alyssa". The best one if Chris Tomlin. He has "christ" in his time :)

a great guy!

if his name is Chris, he is a great guy who really knows how to speak to the world.

by temple girl April 25, 2025

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Chris' Law

Chris' Law: Established in the second half of 2011 by Christopher Lake, Chris' Law states that whenever something bad or "negative" happens, it is always the fault of Jackson Carmusin. Despite Jackson being of Jewish descent, this is in no way racist what so ever. This law was most likely established or "made up" while the creator of it, Christopher, was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Despite this most likely being true, everybody follows this law. Those who choose to question the law WILL recieve an arrow to the knee, and those who give complaints about receiving said arrow, will recieve a Mike Tyson to the ear.

Example #1:
Michelle: I died in Mortal Kombat !_!
Tony the Brony: Look at Chris' law.
Michelle: Jackson -______-

Example #2:
Khaled: Well my mom smacked me... Again.
Jackson: That's my fault, sorry.

Example #3:
Hao: DKFLGSDGOWREAOFHGDOVSDHGADSGFASF
Rose: Jackson did it.

by MetallicYoshi64 March 11, 2012

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Chris

A small black nigga he is good at fortnite, and likes big booty bitches in his bed and his is just a really cool dude

chris is him

by This isn't michael March 16, 2025

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Chris

Chris might be one of the prettiest and kindest people you'll ever meet during your entire life.He is handsome and caring.He plays the guitar and loves martial arts.If you get to know a Chris,keep him at any cost,he'll make you believe in love again!

Person A:Look Chris is comin'
Person B:Damn,"smiles",I think I fell in love

by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022

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chris hughes

Chris Hughes is the name of someone who enjoys praying on young children. At times he can be very caring and loveable, but when it hits, he becomes a predator/murderer/psycho capable of mass destruction. Anyone with this name usually has an I.Q score of under 85.

Chris Hughes has a micropenis.

by A. Huggies June 9, 2020

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