by Corey69777 May 12, 2007
Get the Wehrle Cake Crumble mug.Break-up Cake (N) - 1. A cake presented as a gift after a break-up. A Break-up Cake may be decorated with parting words, or a hateful message. Break-up Cakes with hateful messages are usually returned to the givers face. A Break-up Cake may be a cookie cake.
K: Did you hear about Mike and Jessi?
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!
by Terry Burnettersumthing February 21, 2011
Get the Break-up Cake mug.One of just about EVERY food item found in the FREEZER of their distribution system, along with Donuts (Yeah, "Made fresh daily"...somewhere else.
An item put on a shelf of Wal-Mart by not-really bakers, just inventory stockers with a hair net and apron.
An item put on a shelf of Wal-Mart by not-really bakers, just inventory stockers with a hair net and apron.
Hey Jim, I was orderfilling in the freezer the other day and a box fell over. Glazed donuts fell out of it. I also saw a box with "Wal-Mart cake" written on it. Why do the store displays have "Made fresh daily" on it?
Jim: That's not my department.
Oh. Can I take a break? My feet are numb from the -20 degree environment I work in 10-12 hours a day.
Jim: I'll ask my manager, but until then, get back to work.
Jim: That's not my department.
Oh. Can I take a break? My feet are numb from the -20 degree environment I work in 10-12 hours a day.
Jim: I'll ask my manager, but until then, get back to work.
by adamlesh April 25, 2009
Get the Wal-Mart cake mug.When a statement is misheard between two or more inebriated individuals resulting in one thinking the other said something completely different.
Initially derived when one drunk individual misheard another and thought he said mud cake tuna. After finding no reference to Mud Cake Tuna on the internet, a definition was derived based on what had happened. Essentially resulting in the Mud Cake Tuna that happened creating the phrase and definition simultaneously.
Initially derived when one drunk individual misheard another and thought he said mud cake tuna. After finding no reference to Mud Cake Tuna on the internet, a definition was derived based on what had happened. Essentially resulting in the Mud Cake Tuna that happened creating the phrase and definition simultaneously.
by ChickenO'theSea November 9, 2012
Get the Mud Cake Tuna mug.During sex you pull your partners eyelids to the side and shove their face into some Tasty Cakes. Then you cum on their upper lip then draw your cum into a fo-man-Chu mustache. Then put their face into the freezer so it hardens.
by Newman, Paul November 10, 2006
Get the Tiwanese Tasty Cake mug.A festival of gays that generally is held at fire island. The party inevitably runs out of cake and turns into a cock fest.
Mike: Hey Frank where is Rewg?
Frank: Hes on flamer island at a cake and cock party no cake just cock.
Mike: what a faggot...
Frank: Hes on flamer island at a cake and cock party no cake just cock.
Mike: what a faggot...
by Rewg August 25, 2011
Get the cake and cock party mug.a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really don't care for. after performing the turd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!
mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
by dark korner October 3, 2016
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