Half-straight

Bisexual or straight and gay

Chad: Guys Malinda and Gary are both looking pretty hot.

Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual

Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.

by Miss misery November 4, 2022

Super straight

Super straight means people who are very gay and have piss kink

A: Hey! What is your sexuality?
B: Oh I am super straight.
A: Great, I too have a piss kink

by hoforfeitan March 9, 2021

Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.

Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"

by lbdub March 16, 2022

30 days straight

Lyrics from "Bitch let's do it" by Youngboy Never Broke Again that got me dancin like

"30 days straight I ain't slept from 2 to 3"
"yb better"

by Diego 🔛🔝 May 27, 2023

straight-dogging

when you're with your bros and just being a dogg

a: (vibin', straight-dogging)

b: you're the vibe bro

by the apls_ January 8, 2022

straight down the kaiser

flushed straight down the toilet

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

by why so glum son May 18, 2018

Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask

Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024