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Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask
Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’
by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024
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Straights

British, a pack of pre-rolled cigarettes.
Asking a friend who smokes "have you got any straights?"
by Eltuno August 19, 2019
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Power Straight

adj. / noun

(1) A term used to describe a woman—usually in sports or high-level leadership—whose confidence, swagger, and unshakeable dominance in her field make her both intimidating and magnetic. Think of it like a "power suit," but with athleticism and laser focus instead of pinstripes.

(2) Inspired by WNBA sharpshooter Sabrina Ionescu, “Power Straight” references someone (often a woman) who is unmistakably straight but moves through the world with the badass energy, precision, and cool typically reserved for queer icons. She hits threes, shuts down doubters, and doesn’t need to raise her voice to command a room.
“Did you see how Sabrina drained those threes at the All-Star weekend? That’s peak Power Straight energy.”
“She walked into the boardroom like a Power Straight—calm, locked in, zero games.”
by notjoebuck July 31, 2025
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Straight-gay

A man who likes aesthetic of a woman
He told his girlfriend he was straight-gay because he likes trans women.
by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021
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Straight in a half

When a person is straight but have gay tendencies. Semi feelings for the same sex.
I’m not les or bi but I started catching feelings for a girl..I think I’m straight in a half yo.
by Praise nicki July 24, 2020
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raw straight up

Jamaican expression meaning telling the real truth without tact, embellishment or consideration for the other person;s feelings. Also a pseudonym for rough anal sex. or for drinking liquor without additives.
She tole dat raw straight up man, no chaser.
by NanaZ December 16, 2013
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The straights

The heterosexual population, in contrast to the gays or the queers.
What’s with all the weird gender role bullshit? The straights are not okay.
by zealasquigs December 27, 2022
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