by the apls_ January 8, 2022
 Get the straight-doggingmug.
Get the straight-doggingmug. The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.
Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
by lbdub March 16, 2022
 Get the Tased-Straightmug.
Get the Tased-Straightmug. Chad: Guys Malinda and Gary are both looking pretty hot.
Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual
Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.
Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual
Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.
by Miss misery  November 4, 2022
 Get the Half-straightmug.
Get the Half-straightmug. by hoforfeitan March 9, 2021
 Get the Super straightmug.
Get the Super straightmug. A straight retard who won’t get their head out their ass and don’t feel included because straight people don’t already get enough love and they have to take over the LGBT community as well so they feel included and something that is not for them.
by Unga booga pussy fart  December 18, 2022
 Get the Straight sexualmug.
Get the Straight sexualmug. September 14 - A day dedicated to celebrating and appreciating the contributions and accomplishments of straight white girls.
by depressedflowervase September 13, 2023
 Get the straight white girl appreciation daymug.
Get the straight white girl appreciation daymug. 