chris hammer

A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.

Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!

by Chrishammer January 13, 2016

Chris

Chris is a Chad. He's probably your boss at work. handsome guy too.

chris is amazing, he just taught me how to become rich

by 1plate April 17, 2023

Chris Ramroth

Chris Ramroth

Chris Ramroth

by Trombonewithsocksoverhisjeans February 20, 2021

Chris

Chris is th most amazing person ever. Everybody wants him to be there and is just friends with everyone. Chris is also very kind and sexy too 😛

Person 1: You coming to the party?
Person 2: Well, only if Chris comes, he makes it fun.

by PengTingCalledGayBoi April 23, 2018

Chris

the best person I’ve ever met in my entire life gives me pep talks when i call myself ugly the guy i want to marry and have kids with even though he has his issues he puts on a smile and is fun to be around

me: i love chris
my friend: yo stfu thats all you talk about

by og_hiwelcometochillis October 25, 2020

Chris

Chris is cool, he’s really silly, and he’s nice to almost everyone, Chris is so cool!, oh and did I mention he was really silly?

“Hi Chris”

by kivianis May 9, 2022

Chris P

Chris P Bacon was a sensational meme. As its name suggests, Chris P Bacon is a pig who is in a wheelchair. Chris P passed away in a barn fire in Feb 2021. RIP angel.

In honour of Chris P, vegetarians and vegans use Chris P to signify that they are on a plant-based diet; a no-crispY-bacon diet.

"Why are you not eating any meat?"
"Oh, I'm keeping it Chris P!"

by yolanda123 July 26, 2021