Condor Egg

To adventure into a thorn bush and injure ones bollocks

Henry ventured into the bushes for a wee, oh man he sure did have a condor egg afterwards

by Jimbo Ballbags November 14, 2025

eggs plus pancakes plus eggs plus waffles plus pizza plus eggs plus nine thousand potsto chips

why did you search this up.

joshua: im going to eat eggs plus pancakes plus eggs plus waffles plus pizza plus eggs plus nine thousand potsto chips
billy: what the fuck

by potato devourer November 17, 2025

Cracked like an egg

To get/be “cracked like an egg” is a play on words referring to rough sexual intercourse. When an egg cracks, it’s broken.

To get/be “cracked like an egg” is a play on words referring to rough sexual intercourse. When an egg cracks, it’s broken. Tori - “Girl, I’m about to go over his house and get cracked like a egg”

Lana - “Iktr girl! He finna tear you out the frame.”

Tori - “It’s okay, I like it rough.”

by JammedJuul December 8, 2025

Jaimon's Engine Eggs

-When someone (if you know you know) cooks eggs at the campsite and finger bangs them with his mechanic oil stained fingers instead of using a spatula.

"Her food preparation skills scare me so much I would rather eat Jaimon's Engine Eggs instead"

by slaytotheslayslay December 10, 2025

Glazin’ eggs

When a man ejaculates into a woman.

I’m gonna be glazin’ eggs when my wife gets home.

by Fugbuttly009 December 26, 2025

egg

Bald person DO NOT EAT!!! I accidentally ate a bald person because someone called them an egg and got arrested for 17 years DONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE!!

*talking to a bald person*
"Hahahaha you're an egg!"

by Ooferus February 23, 2023

Bacon egg n cheese

Say Bacon egg n cheese really fast. Congrats you sound weird

BACON EGG N CHEESE, BACON EGG N CHEESE

by BACON-EGG-N-CHEESE February 25, 2023