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Beat and Bum

That act of one male beating up and then bumming (entering anally) another man to teach him a lesson, and to humiliate them. It is not something one would wish to have done to them and usually happens as punishment of podophiles and such.
"I'm going to give that nonce a beat and bum"
"That awful man needs a good beat and bum"
by Hawt Tamale June 23, 2023
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Bum

'You're bummmm'
by Bicky y-w March 7, 2017
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Bum Worm

BUMWORM

Selfish, sluggish and uninvited, the bumworms natural habitat is a your couch, half asleep and stoned off your weed.

With 25 cence to his name, and the “guarantee” of his centrelink, coming “the next day” the bumworm will find any excuse to take whatever dregs they can get there sticky wormy fingers on.

Traits of the bumworm include;

Shamelessly asking every woman man dog and child, (especially the pretty ladies) for a durry (see durry definition).

Travelling from group to group to scab (the bum worm can handle the rejection no matter how close the proximity of his next victim)

Whingy and annoying voice, snaggling their classic catch phrase of “can i have a cone”

And of course, a sickly smell.

In the fantasy of the bumworm, eggplant roasts are abundant, but who will pay for such a dinner? I certainly don’t want bum worm fingers in my food.

In conclusion, as pathetic as it is, the bum worms central purpose is to leech and scab no matter how sly they look.
How the fuck did that bum worm get in here

Did that bum worm just clean out our ashtray

Im about to put wasabi up that passed out bum worms nose

Fuck this, were putting a bag over the bum worms head

This couch stinks! was the bum worms sleeping here last night?

Bum worm took my last cone

Fuck its the bum worms! dont let them see you lets cross the road!

when did this place become a bum worm farm?
by Nainaitenten September 30, 2019
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Chunky bum sex

Pouring out of date milk into your girlfriend/boyfriends asshole before having violent anal sex
by Chunky anal July 1, 2022
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Bum Wink

When something gives you so much fear that it makes your bum wink, also known as 'the closing effect'.
Holy shit-flaps Alessia! We almost got hit by that lorry! I was so scared, it made my bum wink!
by brownsource November 7, 2016
mugGet the Bum Winkmug.

bum google

It is like a pocket dial but instead you end up online surfing without knowing it
by DJ Jungle Jen June 18, 2014
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Num bumming

The Act of Num bumming/ getting Num Bummed by a Num Bummer. Is the process of taking 3 or more fingers onto a (preferably guy's) Rectum and making it numb
Person 1: Yo bro I heard that "frank" got a Num Bumming by "charlie"
Person 2: Dang he must've got a one fat ass
by SukhpreetRunsBrampton September 21, 2023
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