When a person witnesses a Canadian couple having sex, specifically in the cow girl position, and the hand move from the shoulders to the ass cheeks of said rider.
by FireHawk438 November 12, 2025
Get the Canadian Touchdown mug.Derogatory. A person who pursues a career in library and information science based on a romanticized ideal of surrounding oneself with books and other cultural objects. A book toucher typically harbors disdain for library patrons, despite the library's fundamental role as an institution by and for community members.
Barbara the book toucher would prefer if no patrons visited the library all day, since they would simply ruin the books it is her duty to protect.
by librarianical November 22, 2025
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You already know who it is. A person who 'enjoys the company' of students after hours. Not a pedophile as victims aren't always minors. That has to count for something right?
Habits: Frequents bars, bakes cookies and completes Personal Projects.
Characteristics: Torta
Habits: Frequents bars, bakes cookies and completes Personal Projects.
Characteristics: Torta
P1: "Why does 21 have a meeting with MacDougall?"
P2: "Haven't you heard? He got violated by the Tim Toucher"
P2: "Haven't you heard? He got violated by the Tim Toucher"
by Danos Del Zyn December 1, 2025
Get the Tim Toucher mug.This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
Get the Jerk-wad ball toucher mug.When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.
The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 9, 2012
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