Jamaican tug-o-war

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.
Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg
by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022
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war runner

A person who can run fast in any condition like hot, desert, cold, snow, wet, dry, or the woods or grassland
Dude how do you run in this harsh condition?

I’m a war runner
by Soviet Ronaldo December 14, 2017
mugGet the war runnermug.

War wagon

A phrase used more commonly in the 70s-early 90s referring to a large family vehicle (station wagons, vans, minivans, etc.).

Battle wagon was used interchangeably for this use.
All right everybody, load up the war war wagon. We've got a seven hour trip ahead of us, and it isn't getting any shorter.

I need to go get some tires put on the old war wagon.
by C4rp3N0ct3m May 31, 2022
mugGet the War wagonmug.

The Banana Syrup War

A very Dumb Pankake. He is the owner of Pankakes Things, a clan at war with the Boonana Gang, ruled by TheBlueBonnie.
TheBlueBonnie is his cousin, and after he betrayed Pankake, he was banished to the outland. But one day, Bonnie returned, with a gang of boonanas at his command. Pankake was furious, he started a clan and built a fortress in the middle of the desert where “The Banana Syrup War” still rages on to this day.
The Banana Syrup War is a war being fought by TheDumbPankake, the leader of PankakesThings, and TheBlueBonnie, the leader of The Boonana Gang.
by TheDumbPankake July 29, 2022
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When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.
Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021
mugGet the Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machinemug.

idc war

When you're both being petty and pretending that you don't care about each other to the point it turns into a competition of who cares the least. IDC wars usually happen to people not in a defined relationship and who don't want to admit their feelings to each other.
Friend: Btw did you see her ig story last night?

You: Nah I muted her, can I see it through your phone though
Friend: You guys are so petty you love these idc wars
by Sentiman December 10, 2021
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