A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.
I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".
by lowcountrygrits September 22, 2010

by Large Casey’s Rootbeer April 9, 2023

by Loverkay556 January 29, 2025

by Tryagain4me July 25, 2019

The Bennett Special originated in Western Massachusetts from a young lad named Hunter. His rizz was so atrocious that it had been researched. It was given the name Bennett special. It is still unknown as to how the rizz would be preformed. All that is known is that Hunter may use the Bennett special, but it may never work.
by akkfsk sff January 22, 2024

by Catassassin October 10, 2020

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023
