The Night Jerker is an evil spirit who prowls about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Taking a particular interest in those seeking to free themselves from lustful habits, The Night Jerker sneaks in through open windows, cracks beneath the door, or really anywhere he can to seek to disturb their peace. One knows that he has been visited by the Night Jerker when he awakes to find that he has endured a nocturnal emission. It is possible to encounter the Night Jerker without such an unfortunate outcome, and one can note his presence by pervasive, sexual dreams. The Night Jerker is not to be spoken of by name, lest he take such utterances as an invite, but may instead be referred to as “The NJ”
Dude: Bro, the Night Jerker got me last night.
Bro: Woah I think you mean the NJ! Careful saying his name, he could be right behind us.
Bro: Woah I think you mean the NJ! Careful saying his name, he could be right behind us.
by StAugustinePray4Us December 8, 2024
Get the Night Jerkermug. (Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.
by Spameater95 May 2, 2024
Get the valley night capmug. 
Get the late night snatchmug. Night water is that gulp of 3 hours old warm melted ice left over from that delicious coke you had finished 3 hours ago.
by crittersredrocket April 11, 2022
Get the night watermug. by RickiSpanish June 11, 2018
Get the invite for a nightmug. A late night ticket is an all-night San Francisco bus transfer, soled illegally at a discounted price.
by wise crakcker August 2, 2012
Get the Late night ticketmug. *speaking to a mate who was fired and dumped on the same day the world happens to be ending*
Well I hope you get a flogs night out of it
Well I hope you get a flogs night out of it
by Surfking93 June 30, 2020
Get the Flogs nightmug.